Hillary Clinton gets in on the Credit Card action

Senator Hillary Clinton issued a statement regarding growing credit and bankruptcy concerns among Iowans. She said the economy is not working for middle class Americans and that President Bush created a trapdoor economy into which too many Iowans are falling and landing in debt. She said that as President, she will act quickly to ensure that families saddled with high debt do not lose their most important asset to foreclosure, and that she has called on the President to immediately convene a ‘crisis conference’. She also said that she will put an end to abusive practices by credit card companies that impose enormous fees and astronomical interest rates on unsuspecting borrowers, and promised to restore fairness to the economy and restore the basic bargain that "if you work hard you will get ahead". In other states, a top secret White House search by trace of credit card receipts in local Florida pubs turned up no shows for comments from Credit Card Al and Thanksgiving drinking pal, WhiskeyOrWhat who were last seen heading away from their respective Mama's kitchens reportedly in search of "something real to drink". Seems they may have been paying cash in those bars.